129 Records to Date

THE LAW
The prostitute is the only honest woman left in America.
--Ty-Grace Atkinson

Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere, may be happy.
--H. L. Mencken



ARTIFACTS AND ARTICLES
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
--Françoise Sagan



LOVE AND MARRIAGE
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be bothered with sex and all that sort of thing.
--W. Somerset Maugham

Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished.
--Goethe



THE ARTS
A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to want to take it off you.
--Françoise Sagan



TECHNIQUES
It would be less demanding, enslaving, perplexing and strenuous for a healthy male to screw a thousand women in his lifetime than to try to please one, and the potential for failure would be less.
--Irma Kurtz



CONCEPTION / PREVENTION
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped.
--Sam Levenson

I rely on my personality for birth control.
--Liz Winston



SEXUAL VARIETY
Of all sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest.
--Jacques Anatole Thibault

The only unnatural sex act is one which you cannot perform.
--Alfred Kinsey

There is hardly anyone whose sexual life, if it were broadcast, would not fill the world at large with surprise and horror.
--W. Somerset Maugham



NATURAL: FLORA & FAUNA
Most men are begotten in the night; most animals in the day.
--Sir Thomas Browne

A lot of time has been wasted on arguing over which came first--the chicken or the egg. It was undoubtedly the rooster..
--Theodore C. Achilles



HUMAN PHYSIOLOGY
Whether a long one or a thick one it matters not, as long as it satisfies in abundance!
--Islamic Proverb



SEXUAL AVERAGES
The measure of a man is what he does with power.
--Pittacus



OTHERS
Charm is a way of getting the answer yes without asking a clear question.
--Albert Camus

One's first step in wisdom is to question everything - and one's last is to come to terms with everything.
--Georg Christoph Lichtenberg

I can take any amount of criticism, so long as it is unqualified praise.
--Noël Coward